THE TENTEN CONSPIRACY

JustForBusiness wrote:HII EVERYONE ^^

For a long time I had suspicions about a conspiracy in the naruto anime/manga but I was
afraid to talk about it because of the yakuza that are obviously giving hand to this
malicious despicable conspiracy-THE TENTEN CONSPIRACY.

u might be asking ur selves what the cahones is the TENTEN CONSPIRACY or why is it so secretive or why do i keep reading this shit...well in time ull get all the answers u need!!

to start,for those of u who dont know,TENTEN started as a genin in squad 9 with rock lee and neji.
she was useless at anything but throwing summoned weapons thus she only...well..throw weapons...
we have all seen her throughout the series naruto and naruto shippuden but who really is TENTEN?
is tenten really who we think she is?? SLAPING NOO!!
tenten is a complete deferent tenten from when we first known her!
as u all know at the kind of start of the series of naruto, around episodes 30-60 approximately i believe, there was the "chunin exam".
during the "chunin exam" every genin was to fight another genin to proceed to the next lvl.
among the contestents were the two young ladies-TENTEN and temari.
they had with eachother a blood socken fight which resulted in this:

now,what is the TENTEN CONSPIRACY?!
im glad u asked.
the tenten conspiracy is a factual theory that has been proven to the naked eye and body of everyone who saw the fight between TENTEN and temari during the so called "chunin exam".
the conspiracy says in short words, that tenten that we know today, just exactly like paul mccartney of the beatles, is A SUBSTITUDE!!! YES!!! not a prostitude!! a SUBSTITUDE!!!
as u can see in the picture the TENTEN that bravely and yet lamely fought temari is clearly dead today, since no human ninja or chuck norris can possibly be alive after that kind of fall!!
so why keeping it a secret you ask?!
well u always know what to ask do u!
the reason TENTEN's death was to remain a secret is the fact that TENTEN was sleeping with kishimoto, just like hinata, konohamaru and all of team 6-all characters that survived through the whole show thanks to sleeping with kishimoto.
also filler characters-for they are called filler character cause they fill stuff...u get the idea..
and in TENTEN's contract it was said that she will have sex with him and in exchange she will live through the whole series.
but when she actually died her lawyers and her manager threatened kishimoto and so they kept it a secret!!
this is me bringing u the profound truth..
thx i was just,with todays shocking news...

Spoiler:

m4r1us wrote:

The only conspiracy in this manga is that the Sage of the six paths (the original one, not Obito) is still alive and goes by the name Teuchi.
For many years he has been hiding, having the perfect disguise. He didn't fight in a long time, but now he is coming to the battlefield to save everyone's ass.
Madara and Obito, prepare to withstand the power of

Spoiler:

JustForBusiness wrote:

m4r1us wrote:

The only conspiracy in this manga is that the Sage of the six paths (the original one, not Obito) is still alive and goes by the name Teuchi.
For many years he has been hiding, having the perfect disguise. He didn't fight in a long time, but now he is coming to the battlefield to save everyone's ass.
Madara and Obito, prepare to withstand the power of

Spoiler:

XDD HAHA!!! genius!! I bow to ur sharingan

m4r1us wrote:

JustForBusiness wrote:

m4r1us wrote:

The only conspiracy in this manga is that the Sage of the six paths (the original one, not Obito) is still alive and goes by the name Teuchi.
For many years he has been hiding, having the perfect disguise. He didn't fight in a long time, but now he is coming to the battlefield to save everyone's ass.
Madara and Obito, prepare to withstand the power of

Spoiler:

XDD HAHA!!! genius!! I bow to ur sharingan

Glad I could help, Kishi can't trick us.

JustForBusiness wrote:

m4r1us wrote:

JustForBusiness wrote:

m4r1us wrote:

The only conspiracy in this manga is that the Sage of the six paths (the original one, not Obito) is still alive and goes by the name Teuchi.
For many years he has been hiding, having the perfect disguise. He didn't fight in a long time, but now he is coming to the battlefield to save everyone's ass.
Madara and Obito, prepare to withstand the power of

Spoiler:

XDD HAHA!!! genius!! I bow to ur sharingan

Glad I could help, Kishi can't trick us.

well i never suspected tobi was obito so...

m4r1us wrote:

JustForBusiness wrote:

m4r1us wrote:

JustForBusiness wrote:

m4r1us wrote:

The only conspiracy in this manga is that the Sage of the six paths (the original one, not Obito) is still alive and goes by the name Teuchi.
For many years he has been hiding, having the perfect disguise. He didn't fight in a long time, but now he is coming to the battlefield to save everyone's ass.
Madara and Obito, prepare to withstand the power of

Spoiler:

XDD HAHA!!! genius!! I bow to ur sharingan

Glad I could help, Kishi can't trick us. ;)

well i never suspected tobi was obito so...

To be honest, I also tought, and I hoped that he was Izuna. I still miss old, funny tobi and his inventivity, I mean Whac-A-Mole jutsu FTW.

JustForBusiness wrote:

m4r1us wrote:

JustForBusiness wrote:

m4r1us wrote:

JustForBusiness wrote:

m4r1us wrote:

The only conspiracy in this manga is that the Sage of the six paths (the original one, not Obito) is still alive and goes by the name Teuchi.
For many years he has been hiding, having the perfect disguise. He didn't fight in a long time, but now he is coming to the battlefield to save everyone's ass.
Madara and Obito, prepare to withstand the power of

Spoiler:

XDD HAHA!!! genius!! I bow to ur sharingan

Glad I could help, Kishi can't trick us.

well i never suspected tobi was obito so...

To be honest, I also tought, and I hoped that he was Izuna. I still miss old, funny tobi and his inventivity, I mean Whac-A-Mole jutsu FTW.

INVENTIVITY?!! pft..I GAVE HIM THE NAME!!! and he never gave credit

m4r1us wrote:

JustForBusiness wrote:

m4r1us wrote:

JustForBusiness wrote:

m4r1us wrote:

JustForBusiness wrote:

m4r1us wrote:

The only conspiracy in this manga is that the Sage of the six paths (the original one, not Obito) is still alive and goes by the name Teuchi.
For many years he has been hiding, having the perfect disguise. He didn't fight in a long time, but now he is coming to the battlefield to save everyone's ass.
Madara and Obito, prepare to withstand the power of

Spoiler:

XDD HAHA!!! genius!! I bow to ur sharingan

Glad I could help, Kishi can't trick us. ;)

well i never suspected tobi was obito so...

To be honest, I also tought, and I hoped that he was Izuna. I still miss old, funny tobi and his inventivity, I mean Whac-A-Mole jutsu FTW.

INVENTIVITY?!! pft..I GAVE HIM THE NAME!!! and he never gave credit :(

Scumbag Tobi.
Seems like he's not a good boy after all. :no:

JustForBusiness wrote:

m4r1us wrote:

JustForBusiness wrote:

m4r1us wrote:

JustForBusiness wrote:

m4r1us wrote:

JustForBusiness wrote:

m4r1us wrote:

The only conspiracy in this manga is that the Sage of the six paths (the original one, not Obito) is still alive and goes by the name Teuchi.
For many years he has been hiding, having the perfect disguise. He didn't fight in a long time, but now he is coming to the battlefield to save everyone's ass.
Madara and Obito, prepare to withstand the power of

Spoiler:

XDD HAHA!!! genius!! I bow to ur sharingan

Glad I could help, Kishi can't trick us.

well i never suspected tobi was obito so...

To be honest, I also tought, and I hoped that he was Izuna. I still miss old, funny tobi and his inventivity, I mean Whac-A-Mole jutsu FTW.

INVENTIVITY?!! pft..I GAVE HIM THE NAME!!! and he never gave credit

Scumbag Tobi.
Seems like he's not a good boy after all.

cool if we keep qouting eachother we can build a pyramid :DD

m4r1us wrote:

JustForBusiness wrote:

m4r1us wrote:

JustForBusiness wrote:

m4r1us wrote:

JustForBusiness wrote:

m4r1us wrote:

JustForBusiness wrote:

m4r1us wrote:

The only conspiracy in this manga is that the Sage of the six paths (the original one, not Obito) is still alive and goes by the name Teuchi.
For many years he has been hiding, having the perfect disguise. He didn't fight in a long time, but now he is coming to the battlefield to save everyone's ass.
Madara and Obito, prepare to withstand the power of

Spoiler:

XDD HAHA!!! genius!! I bow to ur sharingan

Glad I could help, Kishi can't trick us.

well i never suspected tobi was obito so...

To be honest, I also tought, and I hoped that he was Izuna. I still miss old, funny tobi and his inventivity, I mean Whac-A-Mole jutsu FTW.

INVENTIVITY?!! pft..I GAVE HIM THE NAME!!! and he never gave credit

Scumbag Tobi.
Seems like he's not a good boy after all.

cool if we keep qouting eachother we can build a pyramid :DD

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cause i made it?? :DD

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cause i made it?? :DD

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JustForBusiness wrote:

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cause i made it?? :DD

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