THE LIFE OF TRAITU SHITSO~EPISODE 1~the history of kusogakure

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Post by JustForBusiness on Sat Sep 07, 2013 7:34 pm

it was a nice casual day in the village hidden in crap and shit.
dead birds rained on the village as usual and the aroma of chemical warfare perfumed the air.
a young couple,merely 50 years old, was heading to a cave.
the girl's name was death breath,
and the boy's name was incestus problomatus.
the boy was originally from the village hdden in greece.
the girl was in her 68th month of pregnancy,
which is the estimated period of pregnancy for the women of the village.
death breath was not a regular woman.
she had a bijuu sealed within her.
it was the Kusobi.
the shit tails,or like most people call him,the badass bijuu that gives no shit.
this bijuu has no tails,therefore it was cast out.
but its ok...he gives no shit!
the reason death breath and incestus was going to a cave to give birth
is because when a jinchuriki is giving birth,her seal is weakening for sometime.
the ceremony began and death breath was ready to shit the boy out.
there was an unbareable stench in the cave that only people of the village hidden in crap and shit could bare
because death breath was farting all over the place.
after a real long moisty fart the baby came out.
he was 5.5 in weight, he was bold, he had black ugly little eyes and light pink skin.
the parents were shocked.
"he looks like you" said death breath.
"fuck you you piece of crap he looks like ur vagina after i stuck my fist in it answered incestus gentelly cause he knew death breath was filled with hormons.
"fuck you" she answered.
suddenly, a hooded man in a gas mask apeared.
he tried to lower his mask a bit so he could speak but not enough for them to see his face and then he said:
"ohh daaangg!!!!! it smells like dog dang dude!!"
and so he put the gas mask back on...
"hand me this manatee or godzilla or w/e you call this shit!" said the masked man
"you mean my girl friend?" asked incestus.
"you mean to tell me that is ur girl friend!!??"
"Im sorry dude I was sent on a mission from konohagakure to free the kusobi and rain terror upon this village,
but now that i see this woman i feel sorry for this village and i realize what u had to suffer!"
said the masked man.
"actually im so depresed that i will go suicide now!".
"it happenes"...answered incestus.
and so the masked man left and committed a hara-kiri.
eventually the kusobi got out of death breath and went on a rampage to revenge every last one of the people of the village
for sealing him into that hell of a woman.
so the village colpsed under the rampage of the kusobi and everyone was killed..except for one boy...
a boy that was born and saved by the gods so he can later restore his clan.
HE!!..is the prophecy boy!!

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Post by m4r1us on Sun Sep 08, 2013 1:31 am

Dafuq did I just read ? scratch 

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Post by Sagashima on Sun Sep 08, 2013 1:48 am

Good story ! I want the next one!cheers 

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Post by JustForBusiness on Sun Sep 08, 2013 4:35 am

HAHA you actually read it!! XD
dont worry there'll be a next episode ;)

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Post by Romanashu on Sun Sep 08, 2013 4:55 am

I. haven't read it i post only for post count

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Post by JustForBusiness on Sun Sep 08, 2013 4:33 pm

Romanashu wrote:I. haven't read it i post only for post count
PLEASE READ MY STORY :(( i put soo much effort into it!!

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Post by Romanashu on Mon Sep 09, 2013 2:28 am

Maybe i will..

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Post by JustForBusiness on Mon Sep 09, 2013 7:25 am

Romanashu wrote:Maybe i will..
u will!!! i comand it!!

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Post by Romanashu on Mon Sep 09, 2013 7:32 am

You're a jonin , i'm a village leader..

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Post by GodNaruto on Mon Sep 09, 2013 8:47 am

Well............ It's original, no doubt about that...

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Post by JustForBusiness on Mon Sep 09, 2013 4:01 pm

GodNaruto wrote:Well............ It's original, no doubt about that...
thx :DD at least u read it!! unlike some spamer friends of mine that dont give no shit to my story and abuse their rank!!

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Post by GodNaruto on Mon Sep 09, 2013 5:52 pm

Ha... I wonder who that might be...

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Post by Romanashu on Mon Sep 09, 2013 10:31 pm

Traitu shitso

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Post by Sagashima on Tue Sep 10, 2013 6:49 am

JustForBusiness wrote:HAHA you actually read it!! XD
dont worry there'll be a next episode Wink
Yay.. I'll wait for it.

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Post by Romanashu on Tue Sep 10, 2013 7:36 am

Oh dang

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Post by JustForBusiness on Tue Sep 10, 2013 1:32 pm

Romanashu wrote:Oh dang
you are suposed to be suportive!! >:\

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Post by Romanashu on Tue Sep 10, 2013 1:55 pm

/support

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Post by m4r1us on Tue Sep 10, 2013 3:36 pm

Make this a fanfiction pleaseeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Post by Saitou on Tue Sep 10, 2013 4:34 pm

you should start some manga or something, you got da talent man !

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Post by m4r1us on Wed Sep 11, 2013 12:19 am

Saitou wrote:you should start some manga or something, you got da talent man !
Yeah, and after that you should make an MMORPG inspired by the manga, sell T-shirts, cups, trinkets, shoes and even limited edition viagra, all with the photo of the main character on them.
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Post by Romanashu on Wed Sep 11, 2013 4:25 am

Oh dang , i'll be the number #1 fan!!

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Post by Hitokiri on Wed Sep 11, 2013 7:23 am

You are a truly disturbed person.
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Post by GodNaruto on Wed Sep 11, 2013 9:18 am

And here comes Hito, ruining the party Wink

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Post by Sagashima on Wed Sep 11, 2013 10:06 am

Romanashu wrote:Oh dang , i'll be the number #1 fan!!
Wrong. I'll be the number #1 fan! I said first.Razz 

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Post by JustForBusiness on Wed Sep 11, 2013 2:27 pm

:DD thx guys for the suport.

marius what's fanfiction?? Razz

hito ur right XD

and its ok i like it when hito gets disturbed and starts crying about life and stupidity :3

and number one fan should be sagashima cause he was first to post :p srry roma xp

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